GOD'S interview............ssssshhhhhhh......

Friday, October 9, 2009 5:52 AM | Posted by gagandeep singh.

me:
hellloo my GOD .. the master of universe.....ur welcome in my small blog..today i gonna ask u some questions regarding me, my frnds ,n some sort of world....

GOD:
its my pleasure.....

me:
y everyone in this world is soooooo saaad?

GOD:
hahahahah....actually when i made this universe ,especially earth, each stuff having two sides like ur coin....if i made day i also made night ...if i made love i also made hate....if i made happiness i also made grief n sorrow ...but now u man loss ur one eye....u all having single eye to see(ik akh wali dunia) ...now a day u people can see only sad ,sorrow,etc but not happiness...

me:
gud....wht's this love stand for...?


GOD:

actually i dont hav any experience abt lov...but when i made this world i got bore....so i decided to make a man...but then man n i both get bored..... n we decided to do something n man got an innovation idea he said" made a woman" ..then i made woman but our problem nt solved ...so i decided to make some interaction b/w man n woman....n i named it as "love"

in other word love is a sea ...we fell inside it with ur partner when ur hearts get connected..the only thing that can complete the soul is love...


me:

hhhmmmmmm.....now i m watching so many guys n gals in my clg having more than 4 n 5 partners ...is this right?

GOD:

they dont know abt the meaning of lov....they think lov as a term " time pass"....if any one having with more than 1 partner then his or her lov is also divided among their partners....n he will definitely get pain from a pebble called lov.....i hav a line of gurdas mann to say"balea gharan da parouna bhukhha hi mar janda huna"

me:
hhhmmmm.......whts d concept of this hell n heaven?

GOD:

when i made this earth , i made a room called heaven where soul of all d people could stay...but i was watching that d souls of some people get corrupted so i made another room for these kind of souls n named it as "hell"....but now i am watching each soul is corrupt so i fell the wall b/w hell n heaven n make a single room 4 all d souls n named it as "double hell"....

me:
okay.......god ji i couldnt find any partner(heeeer ) of my choice ...what should i do..?

GOD:
hahahah kakkke wait "savar da fal mitha hunda"...

me:
yes if u guys having any question regarding ur personal life then write ur question in comment box...u will get d answer frm god in one or two days...

is INDIA a developing country......!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 1, 2009 7:24 AM | Posted by gagandeep singh.

hahahahha every one saying "INDIA is now developing" but i get frown on these politics people . i will show u some facts where development got minus from our country means "no development".................

1.......


suppose AMIIR(rich people) + GARIIB(poor people) = INDIA......(1)

and INDIA + development =developing india....................................(2)
as the value of GARIIB in INDIA = zero.......................................(3)

so from 1 and 3 equation we get

AMIIR= INDIA put the value of INDIA in equation 2 we get


AMIIR +development=developingindia.......................................(4)

so as equation 4 shows that in indian AMIIRs is only developing

2......

3 to 5 years ago light cuts was 6 to 8 hours but now light cuts r 16 to 18 hours.......


because "INDIA is developing"


3.....

our finance minister said that "this year our growth rate is 6.8%".....

hahahha this is the growth rate of ambani brothers , TATA, Mittal etc...

but not of the people uses footpaths to sleeps....

4....


5 years ago employement rate of engineers were 90.%....
but now the uneployement rate of engineers are 90%...

because of "development" ...



these r d very few facts there r facts like starvation,illitracy,girl
foeticide etc i didnt explain. If i explain all then there may be very long list...